|Well, I think we all know the story.|
|The riddle of steel.|
|Way to turn a hot girl creepy.|
|“I live. I love. I slay…I am content.”|
|I'm a thug with a daughter who wants to have sex with me.|
Besides the underwhelming baddie, plot holes the size of hoover dam are everywhere. Characters who could use magic, but don't, people who risk the end of the world just to get laid, etc.
The Conan birth scene was the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. When the whole theater bursts out laughing, at what should have been a dramatic scene, you know they have done something wrong.
|I'm a princess or a monk or something.|
All in all this a remake that is best skipped.